Retired Not Expired Crewneck Sweatshirt — Funny Retro Grandma Graphic

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	20.00	22.01	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

This cozy crewneck sweatshirt brings playful confidence to everyday wear. A soft, medium-heavy cotton-poly blend keeps the fit warm without bulk, while the clean crew neckline and classic cut sit comfortably for relaxed afternoons or casual outings. The front artwork shows a sassy, stylish retired woman—sparkly glasses, leopard print duster, and slippers—framed by watercolor florals and the bold messages “Respectfully I’m Retired” and “Not Expired.” It reads like a lighthearted declaration: age brings freedom, style, and a sense of humor. Wear it to brunch with friends, on travel days, or when you want a comfy layer that speaks your truth.

The sweatshirt pairs practical durability—double-needle stitching at stress points and ribbed collar and cuffs—with conscientious fabric choices (OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically grown cotton). Embroidery and label options enhance personalization, and the tubular knit construction keeps the silhouette smooth and neat. This is a garment that comforts, endures, and celebrates the spirited life beyond work.


Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck with ribbed collar and cuffs; double-needle stitched seams
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically grown cotton; complies with safety standards
- Embroidery placement options; DTF inner neck labels and DTG printed graphics

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

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